Britney divorces because of K-Fed's cheating!

Britnay has recently been seen partying ALOT with Paris Hilton and Lin Lohan, Her actions have been making headlines everywhere and it's plastered everywhere on the computer. Speculations were being made that she was doing it all for publicity and to get attention away from her divorce, but now that the smoke has cleared the truth has been released. The reason Britney gave K-Fed his divorce papers without warning is because K-Fed knew it was coming he had an affair with a burnett bombshell. Britney found out and hit the fan! I think K-Fed has made it clear that he has a two kid limit, Shar Jackson was pregnant with his second child when he started to date Britney. What did Britney really expect? She stole him from Shar and now Some new flavour just stole him from her.

Surgeon offers Britney a Christmas TUMMY TUCK!

Plastic & Reconstructing Surgeon Brad Jacobs saw the recent Underskirt photos that were taken when Britney Spears went out partying with Paris Hilton and decided to offer Britney Spears a FREE tummy tuck for Christmas. The Doctor has done his work on over 200 Playboy Bunnies and now has his eyes set on doing Britney's stomach and C-section scar. Dr. Brad Jacobs has been a Britney fan and can recall when the pop star was on stage in outfits that showcased her six pack. Dr. Brad Jacobs is "committed to returning Britney to that form." MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL and to ALL A BOOB JOB!

Brittany and Paris ditch hosting the Billboard Music Awards!

Less then a week after Britany Spears pulled out of hosting Paris Hilton pulled out due to some jokes in the script. Paris' publicist told the press "Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarrassing about people she knows." Paris tried to compromise but they were unable to come to an agreement. Executive Producer, Micheal Levitt says "they are still holding out that Britany and Paris will show up." It is still unclear why Britany dropped out, one possibility is Britany's displeasure on how her appearance at another music award went down. My speculation, she doesn't want to go out and host a show after the drunken mishaps she has had the past two weeks. Brittany has postponed a concert at Gund Arena, her third no-show. Britany Spears Get Your Act Together!

Sexiest Man Alive' takes crack at Brittany Spears!

George Clooney was selected as the Sexiest Man Alive! During his interview Clooney joked about beating out Brad Pitt, one of the previous "sexiest man alive" and then took a shot at Brittany Spears by joking about getting out of a car one time without any panties and no one will let it down. He's obviously referring to her current blunder of going out partying and then climbing into a car drunk and with no panties, showing everyone what was under her skirt. George has declared that since all of his friends are settling down and having kids that he is now ready to do so too, I wonder who going to be the lucky woman? Poor George even the winning of sexiest man alive couldn't keep his mind off of the current death of his pot bellied pig named Max, close friend and family of George for the past 18 years. CONGRATULATIONS GEORGE!

Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out!

The famous Chateau Marmont (built 1929) was Lindsay's permanent home, she stayed there one time and loved the pampering so decided she would live there. Recently Lindsay was dumped by now ex-boyfriend Harry Morton on the back patio. Management doesn't seem to like Lindsay she apparently is too high maintenance, taking five pieces of cake to her room and even being as gutsy as asking staff to go buy her smokes. She lived in one of the suites and kept her belongings in the other three suites along with parties that she often held. When she was asked to downsize she took a fit and was gone in a few weeks. Who does she think she is?!? The Chateau Mormont has been host to bigger stars like Jim Morrison he fell out of one of the hotel windows or John Belushi he died during his stay there from a drug overdose, (January) Jessica Simpson was seen leaving Adam Levine (Maroon 5) room in the same clothes from the night before and of course not to forget Led Zepplin rode their motorcycles through the lobby. I think stars get ridiculous treatment should they be treated like everyone else? Why do they always get all the free stuff ???

Danny Devito Had sex in the White House!

Recently on THE VIEW Danny Devito had a drunken interview after partying with George Clooney all night, Clooney laughed about the interview asking if Danny did good? Danny was sitting beside Barbra Walters, she was not impressed when Danny told everyone how him and his wife utilized every area in the room they stayed in at the White House. Who would have thought Danny Devito would have such an active and kinky sex life? Danny spent part of the interview hitting his face trying to joke about sobering up, he then sat on Rosie's lap. It was an interview that won't be forgotten. Danny Devito sent an apology to Barbra Walters the next day and they announced on THE VIEW that he is welcome back.

Brittany Shows All For Publicity???

Recently at a night club Brittany was seen with a group including one of Paris Hiltons' Ex-boyfriends, he had his arm around Brittany's waist in the club . A bystander with a camera went behind Brittany and got a full "butt cam" shot of Brittany she was wearing a MINI mini dress and NO panties! During the parting and drinking Brittany got a little careless and let her dress ride up and show all ---I mean ALL! When I say ALL I mean, when the group Brittany was parting left and started to get into the car Brittany lifted her legs a little too high showing her newly shaven -take a guess I'm sure you know what gets shaven under a skirt- Brittany didn't seem phased at all about the show she was putting on, cameras were snapping photos and Brittany sat in the car with her eyes half shut plastered drunk with her legs STILL too high showing everything! All I have to say is that Brittany should be ashamed of herself! YES her relationship with K-Fed is over and she wants to get out and have fun, but she still has two children at home who are going to grow up and see these photos. (Not hard to find, I looked on the computer for two minutes and saw FULL pictures of everything) It's nasty she went from being an icon for little girls to being a sex symbol for boys to 'trailer trash' with K-fed then a mother and then a bad mother and now Brittany has hit an all time low of being a SKANK! better luck with the next personality Brittany!

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Brittany and K-Fed

Brittany Spears hanging out with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, now that she isn't with K-fed she goes out with two girls that have been plastered everywhere for their partying and daily flavours of men? One is almost to think Brittany is trying to get back at K-Fed or just rub something in his face?? Maby K-Fed has a two kid limit? latest word I heard--K-Fed was on an interview with EXTRA (t.v show) and he had gotten a text message from "someone" that made his interview take a turn and K-Fed started talking about unexpected things and to always pay attention to your loved ones because things change so fast with life and with children. Next day K-Fed recieved some divorce papers signed and ready to go... When a woman seperates from the man she loves she usually sulks around or gets some alone time to collect and discover herself again but Brittany jumped right into the party, maybe she is the wild one who can't stay in a relationship? A photo taken last week by tabloids shows brittany Spears has not only shedded K-Fed but also has shedded her underwear! getting into a car with her legs a little too high. It would be nice to see Brittany with her kids at the park or doing something as a family.

CHRISTMAS CHEER

This year has been very different then any other that I can remember, In my city (in Ontario) we have NO *snow* not one single flake just ALOT of rain and fog. The city just doesn't seem to be doing anything Chritmas style, NO decorations!?! what has happened to Christmas? It is NOVEMBER we should be drinking eggnog and eating baked goods and humming X-mas carols ... but instead I think I might have to go out today and cut the grass. Our Santa Claus Parade is December 2nd and they are STILL putting adds into the paper trying to find people to enter a float into the parade, I thought those things were organized months ago? Last week I was at a busy shopping Mall and there was a mother with a child whining for some candy out of a coin machine. Instead of giving him a quarter -or- just saying NO she started yelling and grumbling, putting on a show for everyone in the mall saying how she doesn't have the money she has to buy Christmas crap for everyone else she can not afford to buy candies. She then continued to complain about how she has to buy crap for him (approx. 6 yrs. old) at that age I was positive Santa Claus was shh....real....shh. For the love of Christmas people you don't have to go out and spend a fortune every year! The BEST presents really do come from the heart, I'm sure people would love to receive a personalized Christmas box with their favorite goodies inside. All you had to do was spend some time (with your kids?) baking in your kitchen and decorating personalized treats. It's a no brainer look up some recipies on your computer (CHRISTMAS-COOKIES.COM) and start planning who gets the rum balls and who gets the personalized gingerbread man.

christmas is comming!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS
It's almost here and how many people haven't started shopping? We have NO snow yet here so it's NOT 'feeling alot like Christmas' Our SANTA CLAUS parade isn't until the 2nd of DECEMBER, I'll have a photo of Santa himself. This year I have decided to put a little heart into my kitchen and bake some Christmas treats with my two and a half year old, we plan to bake the goods then decorate them and send them to family members to say I LOVE YOU.
If you have any recipes send please....

peanutbutter lovers dream

chocolate chip cookie dough flatten half into a greased pan, in a bowl mix peanut butter, vanilla and icing sugar flatten that mixture over top of chocolate chip dough then crumble the other half of the chocolate chip cookie dough over top and bake in oven at 350 for 30 minutes. Also tastes good with M&M or reeces pieces or even let the kids put icing on top with candies to decorate. Send any recipes....

X-BOX 360

The day the X-BOX 360 came out my boyfriend took a $100.00 cab to another Wal-Mart in another city to pick one up. The system looks cool standing or Lying on it's side, we have ours hooked to our HP Pavilion Media Center m7480n and it is the best thing ever! We have our favourite shows preset to record that way we CAN watch two shows that are on at the same time and I CAN spend time with my kids baking etc. and still watch my soaps when the are down to rest. I was disappointed though when I realized my brand new CSI game would NOT play in the 360 we have lots of X-BOX games but if the 360 does NOT play them so then I am playing my X-BOX and looking at my X-BOX 360. I just don't understand why they wouldn't make the games compatible EEERRRRGG!
tried the play station 3 tell me about it??

**Nintendo DS Lite**

I just got the light pink Nintendo DS Lite and I played it ALOT! The system did NOT come with a game (boohoo...) but I got a brain teaser game called BRAIN AGE with SUDOKU. When playing the game you can unlock other games and say silly phrases at the start screen to make the 'doctor' do different actions. The sudoku part is fun but you can only make five wrong guesses and that isn't enough for me (a sudoku beginner). After having the game for just over a month I find I have a hard time playing because it gives me <-headaches-> after about twenty minutes of playing. I plan to buy the MARIO CART game that goes with it hopefully more action and graphics will stop the head rush, stay tuned to hear about more games and systems.